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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Tumblweed blows through the deserts of the interwebs looking for interesting things to show you.</description><title>Tumblweed</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @tumblweed)</generator><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"The Inuit didn’t fear the cold; they took advantage of it. During the 1950s the Canadian government..."</title><description>“The Inuit didn’t fear the cold; they took advantage of it. During the 1950s the Canadian...</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/253893281</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/253893281</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:07:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>maniacalrage:

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Conan...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="256" classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" id="ordie_player_03b4a86265"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="flashvars" value="key=03b4a86265" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;embed width="400" height="256" flashvars="key=03b4a86265" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" quality="high" src="http://player.ordienetworks.com/flash/fodplayer.swf" name="ordie_player_03b4a86265" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://log.maniacalrage.net/post/247469475/between-two-ferns-with-zach-galifianakis-conan" target="_blank"&gt;maniacalrage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Conan O’Brien&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And Andy Richter. And another Andy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That’s the sound of a cricket riding a tumbleweed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/247615062</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/247615062</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:58:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Remember FrontPage 2000? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


I still...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt8k3qhOPh1qz4mb2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember FrontPage 2000? Pepperidge Farm remembers.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I still have two copies of this.  I was an intrepid 13 year old web designer.  Geo-cities and animated .gifs of rotating skulls were my best friends.  Those were the good old days…back before Web Standards were strictly enforced.  It was a simpler time, when no one gave a shit about validating their markup.  Some city folk were trying to start using these new fangled gizmos called Cascading Style Sheets, we just laughed at them and said that would never catch on.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/246835774</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/246835774</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:21:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>maniacalrage:

The Onion: Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMODERN_WARFARE_ARTICLE_11_9.jpg&amp;videoid=99070&amp;title=Ultra-Realistic%20Modern%20Warfare%20Game%20Features%20Awaiting%20Orders%2C%20Repairing%20Trucks" /&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="400" height="344" flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FMODERN_WARFARE_ARTICLE_11_9.jpg&amp;videoid=99070&amp;title=Ultra-Realistic%20Modern%20Warfare%20Game%20Features%20Awaiting%20Orders%2C%20Repairing%20Trucks"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://log.maniacalrage.net/post/239308812/the-onion-ultra-realistic-modern-warfare-game" target="_blank"&gt;maniacalrage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Onion: Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“Developers are also creating bonus downloadable missions like ‘Redeployment Germany,’ where players repair humvees for 10 hours a day.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;bahahahahahahaha.  I love the onion so much.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/239520189</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/239520189</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:22:07 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dick Towel for sale here
Obviously NSFW, well it depends where...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-xQSk-_zh-0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-xQSk-_zh-0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dick Towel for sale &lt;a title="Dick Towel" target="_blank" href="http://dicktowel.com/dicktowel.html"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Obviously NSFW, well it depends where you work.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;…and yes you can actually buy these.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/235587256</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/235587256</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 22:46:27 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The bassist from “Ocean is Theory” rocking so hard...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksgshviGV31qz4mb2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The bassist from “Ocean is Theory” rocking so hard you can’t see his face.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/230448775</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/230448775</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 23:29:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dude did you see me shred that bowl?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kse208CD2S1qz4mb2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Dude did you see me shred that bowl?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/228995506</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/228995506</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:02:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Science… 60% of the time, it works every time.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks3fgqUkP01qz4mb2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Science… 60% of the time, it works every time.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/223202675</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/223202675</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:19:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Poor stoop kid…</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kry56ho20m1qz4mb2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Poor stoop kid…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/220554869</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/220554869</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 22:49:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Too soon?
(Via Cy &amp; H)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krsgltWWoc1qz4mb2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Too soon?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Via &lt;a title="Cyanide and Happiness" target="_blank" href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1831/"&gt;Cy &amp; H&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/217645793</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/217645793</guid><pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 21:10:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Matt Greiner from August Burns Red tracking in the studio for...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dVYLhS2y2gs&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dVYLhS2y2gs&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Matt Greiner from August Burns Red tracking in the studio for Constellations. (March 24, 2009)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Watch in HD, get a boner. This dude is one of my all time favorite drummers.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/215831910</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/215831910</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Oct 2009 19:42:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ok this song sucks, as does this album compared to I and II, but...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5686476&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5686476&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=5686476&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ok this song sucks, as does this album compared to I and II, but I had to post it because of how ridiculous it is.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I want to go on a man-date with Dallas Taylor where we go bow-fishing and then end up killing some dudes who get in our way. Bromance.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/212562089</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/212562089</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:06:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Future of Food (Documentary on Hulu)</title><description>The Future of Food (Documentary on Hulu): Much like the film “Food Inc.” except it deals...</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/210636853</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/210636853</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 22:18:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kr84v70gyh1qz4mb2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Click for full res, if your sanity can handle it.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This piece is a parody of &lt;a title="wat?" target="_blank" href="http://www.mcnaughtonart.com/artwork/view_zoom/?artpiece_id=353#"&gt;this&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/208028078</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/208028078</guid><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:45:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh, Sleeper- World Without a Sun (2009)
This my heavy jam of the...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/206416133/tumblr_kr4lu5Mcp31qz4mb2&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Oh, Sleeper&lt;/b&gt;- World Without a Sun (2009)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This my heavy jam of the year, the guitar riffs punch you in the face then repeatedly kick you in the nuts while you are writhing on the ground in agony.  The new drummer adds a new element to this band, in this song he has some very fast double bass parts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you don’t like heavy stuff every once in awhile just don’t click play, but if you do or are just in an angry mood take a listen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*I will not be held responsible for any grandmas you drop kick after listening to this song.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/206416133</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/206416133</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:01:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>JESUS CHRIST IT’S A BEARSHARKTOPUS!  GET IN THE CAR!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqyafggqA71qz4mb2o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;JESUS CHRIST IT’S A BEARSHARKTOPUS!  GET IN THE CAR!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/203521349</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/203521349</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 14:09:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>“I’m meeting you halfway, you stupid...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqpq57iNng1qz4mb2o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“&lt;i&gt;I’m meeting you halfway&lt;/i&gt;, &lt;i&gt;you stupid hippies&lt;/i&gt;!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Robot Nixon/ Zombie Reagan 2012&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Someone start making the bumper stickers)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/199748908</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/199748908</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:10:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>topherchris:


louobedlam:

Internet Safety 101...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqeizxpY561qzn4dko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://topherchris.com/post/195011922/louobedlam-internet-safety-101-raincoaster" target="_blank"&gt;topherchris&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.louobedlam.com/post/194994373/internet-safety-101-raincoaster" target="_blank"&gt;louobedlam&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;a href="http://raincoaster.com/2009/01/03/internet-safety-101/" target="_blank"&gt;Internet Safety 101 « raincoaster&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/195033843</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/195033843</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 11:10:30 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The stratocaster and the telecaster have nothing on the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq941t2a3n1qz4mb2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The stratocaster and the telecaster have nothing on the wangcaster.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I know my next purchase.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/192252017</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/192252017</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:51:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kanyegate:
I can’t decide which one is better, this or rainbow...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kq31lxkKIR1qa3i8uo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/post/189636227/i-cant-decide-which-one-is-better-this-or" target="_blank"&gt;kanyegate&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;I can’t decide which one is better, this or &lt;a href="http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/post/188758421" target="_blank"&gt;rainbow fish&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kanye is the next keyboard cat.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/189697945</link><guid>http://tumblweed.tumblr.com/post/189697945</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:44:40 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
